We see cell phones everywhere. Confused young men run around the square, mindlessly searching for the store of their choice. Having both hands full of shopping bags and a list of necessary purchases makes it even more fun. Those with adventurous wives still have their children chaperoned.
The occasional family shopping excursion by the man himself is sure to be appreciated by the neighbors, and for the man himself, he will be telling his friends all the time about his shopping trips. [In my experience, men need to receive very concise and clear instructions. If a woman adds extraneous information, men will be confused and, being independent creatures by nature, will be offended rather than seek advice from someone else.
That is why new features were given to cell phones. It can guide confused and angry men to the store.
So when a man decides that something on his wife\’s shopping list is wrong, that the item he is supposed to buy is nowhere on the shelf, or even the store is not on the right street, he calls his wife, and at that moment the remote control for the shopping is turned on. The luggage must be kept in one hand, and he grips the cell phone tightly in the other hand, letting it navigate him in the right direction. When the explorer finally gets in the right direction and the store is no longer hidden, he now runs between the shelves, looking for price tags and reading product names and ingredients from the labels. All but the first-time shoppers are equipped with a pair of headphones, which come in handy. This allows the shopper to examine the products on display more vigorously. The search for merchandise is ultimately successful, and if there is a pretty young woman behind the register, there is praise and appropriate rehashing from the clerk about the caring dad.
When the child gets in the car after shopping, he has survived the adventure without injury or tears, so the ride home is decorated with a winning smile and the MAN is ready to receive the spoils and the deserved praise for having returned from the hunt without visible injury.
In order to maintain the shopping habit, the MAN must be sent out shopping, sometimes repeatedly, even if he fiercely resists. After a few years, he will be able to handle large purchases with ease and without remote control.
